Anti-Valentine's Day Giveaway, Sundays in My City & More

UnknownMami turns blogland into a wonderfully small world every week, through Sundays in My City. Visit her site to visit the world of bloggers' hometowns.

Welcome to Chico, CA, where DuPont is ready for Valentine's Day.

A few miles away, this beauty poses for a photo. Does anyone know what kind of bird it is? It's so pretty. I'd like to find out.

And now, back to Valentine's Day. I hate it. Thus I'm hostessing my annual Anti-Valentine's Day Giveaway. All you have to do is write an anti-Valentine's Day slogan in less than 20 words. Put it in the comments section of this or an upcoming post. {I'll announce the contest once or twice more.} That's all! Just write something funny/entertaining/hateful about V. Day. You'll vote on your favorite, and the winner will get a sweet package involving fair-trade chocolate. (I don't skimp when it comes to chocolate.)

Finally, Facebook turned 10 this month. In honor of its b-day, I wrote a poem.
 
A BIRTHDAY MESSAGE TO FACEBOOK

You’ve had more facelifts than Rivers,
More fans than the Biebs,
More questions than Leno,
Than Honey Boo Boo, more feeds.
Quit asking my status, what I’m feeling today.
I’m doing nothin’ with no-one. It’s complicated. Okay?!
You remind me of birthdays.
When I hide, you ask “Why?”
Inform on what’s trending.
And what apps I must try.
Kindly cut out the ads
And hide all the hate
You’ve more money than God
Subtlety, not your fate.
Go play with farm animals. Defeat Candy Crush.
Happy birthday, dear Facebook.
Send money. Please rush.

Thank you for stopping by.

Be safe, warm, and have a peaceful week. 

You are loved.  Smiles.