To follow is a snippet from Woman on the Verge of Paradise, due for release sometime, someday. Enjoy.
How would the world’s most perfect couple have described themselves on Match.com, had they not met at the ball? I imagine something like this:
Name: Cindy Rella
Sex: Oh no, not until marriage *giggling and blushing*.
Appearance: They say I’m beautiful - perfect height, weight, figure and feet.
Hobbies: Talking to birds, playing with mice, sewing, cooking, and cleaning.
Seeking: Male, any age, religion, ethnicity, and employment status. Criminal and substance abuse history - doesn't matter. Relationship history - doesn’t matter. Kids or no kids - doesn’t matter.
Looks and money a plus.
First date preferences: Marriage.
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Name: Prince Charming
Sex: Please, frequently and often.
Appearance: Gorgeous, manly, and extremely handsome.
Hobbies: Waltzing.
Seeking: Beautiful female – perfect height, weight, figure and feet. Nothing else matters.
First date preferences: Family is pressuring me to marry. I kinda just wanna get laid.
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On that note, happy hump day, all.
Keep a smile and a stash of chocolate.
