Dearest Sillies,
I've once again collected and randomly organized your comments from the past several months. As always, I very much appreciate your silliness.
Please do keep a smile and chocolate (or your favorite treat) handy at all times.
Love you.
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Joanne said Glad the communication is going
well (wink,wink, nudge, nudge) and that Bernie's not too jealous.
Debra She Who Seeks said Rub that Blarney Stone til it
shines!
Elephant's Child said A sight like that means that
breakfast here has been delayed while I recover.
Mike said I sent you the picture.
Birgit said Listen her sagging tatas
probably can hold up a soaking wet towel by now.
Mike
said Is there a line? Or can I just get a ticket for a specific time?
Jeff said The smoothness of her skin may
be from photo shop or from those years she spent out of the sun and behind
bars!
G. B. Miller said I think every teenage boy just
vomited in their mouth a little bit.
Elizabeth Seckman said Not being a hater
when I ask, what the hell is the gold thing she's wearing with it? Who would
wear that to the beach or the pool?
Al Penwasser said How the mighty have fallen. Bloody 'ell.
Alex J. Cavanaugh said Yeah, I want that kind of
boring life.
Debra She Who Seeks said I see from the photos online
that Martha has learned MY secret of strategic camouflage and calculated
positioning of limbs! Never underestimate those. Oh, and good lighting!
Mike said I would love to smell your
lovely rose today.
Elizabeth Seckman said I better go check my heart
rate...
Al Penwasser said Yes, I'm not a well man.
L. Diane Wolfe said I'll dance to that.
Mary Kirkland said Whew, this was thick with the double entendre's. lol I love it.
Oh, so MY comments AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH for your Comment Collage, I see. HOW VERY DARE YOU? I leave GREAT, WITTY and INSIGHTFUL COMMENTS and I DEMAND to be RECOGNIZED for them. YOU GOT A LOT OF GALL TO OVERLOOK MOI, LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd then to add INSULT to INJURY, you feature NOT ONE BUT TWO COMMENTS from my NO-TALENT, BORING OLD STICK of a human. It's enough to make me BARF UP A HAIRBALL in DESPAIR!
DeleteSweetheart, get a grip. Would ya? You haven't commented in a long time. And when you do, it's to gripe and moan about your human who I happen to like very much.
DeleteAlso, in case you haven't noticed, Americans and Canadians too, have had quite enough of narcissistic royalty. You certainly are prettier than that cow-escort service, though.
The offer is still open.
ReplyDeleteHaha. You're too funny!
DeleteSmiling. Again.
ReplyDeleteAnytime you smile, I do too. It's a very good thing.
DeleteBirgit's made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteOh, that Birgit. I almost titled this post "Sagging Tatas." I should've. Her way with words incites hilarity.
DeleteNow if only I could dance. LOL
ReplyDeleteHaha. Grab a minion and boogie, Diane! You can do it.
DeleteAll so funny to read again and out of context. You gather a strange following - Be proud of us all. We thank you for just opening the door.
ReplyDeleteI am very proud, Joanne. Appreciate too. Thank you, my friend.
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