Oh, my Dears,Call her a place-holder for frenzied times, I call Martha Stewart an annoying narcissistic witch with a bold-faced "b." I'm sorry she finagled her way back onto Life by Chocolate. Excuse my holiday pudge too. I can't stop - too many good treats around here.
Be safe. Be warm. Be good to yourselves.
Love you.
I fear that holiday pudge has, like Martha, become a year round resident here. Neither were invited. Neither are welcome. But they stick.
ReplyDeleteHoping your frenzied times can be eased with liberal applications of chocolate.
At some point in the past year, EC, I realized my muffin top became a donut shop. I don't like that at all. Chocolate is the antidote and cause.
DeleteSmiles.
Hey, the dog looks happy!
ReplyDeletebtw, did you see my post (a few back) of me in a kilt?
I caught a glimpse of that but will re-visit.
DeleteThanks, Sage.
At least you gave us a Golden Retriever!
ReplyDeleteThat dog has a lot of patience, Alex.
DeleteMaybe the pup will poop on the floor and she'll slip and fall face first in it. Now there is a christmas gift.
ReplyDeleteI hope our cameras catch that, so I can post it here, Pat. Haha. Fun thoughts.
DeleteDear Robyn, my wishes this coming year include Martha running for President, but more recently I have leaned toward the Ubuesque: If we could somehow offer Republicans an animated reeking turd (literally, often costumed as one) like Alfred Jaffrey's "Ubu Roi" (1890's?), they would vote for that. What we need is good French costume designers to outfit some solid, sensible Centrist in a turdsuit and and let the haters and gullibles fall in love at first sight. Excuse me for getting poltical but I decided it might work.
ReplyDeleteSure, it works, Geo. I hate to admit that Martha is a Democrat. I bet she would do well if she ran. Sad thing is, she might be our best hope.
DeleteVirtual hugs.
"Jarry", sorry --it's been a rough day.
DeleteSorry it's been rough. That one went over my head anyway. Most do. =)
DeleteTake care, Dear Geo.
Your pudge, alas, looks EXACTLY like mine. Life is hard. Think I'll have another chocolate or ten. Happy holidays!
ReplyDeleteSadly, my actual pudge is bigger than that photo suggests. What to do? I know - eat more chocolate.
DeleteCheers, Debra.
I refuse to succumb to the precious to create the perfect Christmas decorations and bake the perfect cookies. I tried baking something that Martha demonstrated on TV years ago. It fell apart. I was so done with her.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I bet she doesn't even do her own baking, that b*tch!
DeleteLove you.
Martha has looked better.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Yeah, I'd have to agree, Diane.
DeleteBe well.
holiday comfy pants are needed in this "food" season. Oh Martha...good to stand near her, good to feature her. It only makes us love you more.
ReplyDeleteStay fudgy, embrace the pudge.
Ooh, I like that, Joanne - "Stay fudgy." Can't do that without embracing the pudge. You're good. Thanks.
DeleteEvery time I visit your blog, I come prepared to leave a witty comment. Then I go blank :) But I will wish you Happy Holidays!
ReplyDeleteNo worries. Your sweetness is always appreciated, GOOD Martha. You redeem the name, too. Thank goodness for you!
DeleteHappy Holidays.
I can relate a little having watched my six pack turn into a keg. Happy Hanukkah
ReplyDeleteThanks, Jono.
DeleteAt some point this past year, my muffin top became a donut shop. Oh well, donuts are better than muffins, right? Smiles.
Skinny tree? Big bulbs? Seems Martha is sticking with the Victoria Secret model tree. This gal is squeezing in a fat-assed tree if I have to move furniture.
ReplyDeleteBwahaha! Oh my. You keep me laughing, Elizabeth.
DeleteFat trees are best.
Thank you, friend.
Did Martha steal one of your boyfriends>
ReplyDeleteShe tried, but they said the price wasn't high enough. They're losers too. Go figure.
DeleteOh Martha...amazing after her jail time, she still has a following. Go figure, I didn't like her before. So why would I want to emulate her...nope nada. Bad color for her for sure, and two piece.....wow, can't un-see that. When I stepped on the scale this am, hoping to be down a few was dismayed to see a few extra pounds instead. True, I've cut way back on my steps (like when did I go for a real walk last.....who knows), but I've been dong planks daily (for a whole week, well not yesterday), and haven't cut back any on adult beverages........what did I expect! If I put up a skinny three, will I look thinner?
ReplyDeleteHaha. I think she was hoping the skinny tree with big balls would help. She's desperate, that woman.
DeleteOh my, Martha has really let herself go! GOOD. I am craving chocolate right this second. Specifically, fudge. Tomorrow cannot get here fast enough. I wonder if Dessert Gallery makes deliveries? ha! Wishing the happiest of holidays, sweet Robyn.
ReplyDeleteThat Martha, she just keeps popping up again. Happy holidays to you, Robyn.
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