It's June! How'd that happen?
Please excuse my grab for low hanging fruit today (as if I never otherwise do so). Then again, I suspect Al Penwasser won't mind.
Be well, and take care of yourselves.Look out for the June Bug
Thunder Magus March 27, 2009
And June Cleaver, how we miss you.
RIP Barbara Billingsley, 12/22/15-10/16/10
“Oh Ward, you animal. It gets me so hot and squishy when you call it intercourse.”
― June Cleaver Sexual Deviant
And June Cleaver, how we miss you.
RIP Barbara Billingsley, 12/22/15-10/16/10
“Oh Ward, you animal. It gets me so hot and squishy when you call it intercourse.”
― June Cleaver Sexual Deviant
Everyone's (or just Al Penwasser's and my) favorite ~
But wait, why does he simply grin and walk away? Why does she not remember if he was too hard?
Who's a little Ninja...?
ReplyDeleteNot you Alex. Definitely not you.
DeleteHa. You bet I thought of Alex and Mini Alex, but those little June Bug Ninja's would be quickly defeated.
DeleteSO glad to find you've reposted the disappearing Kleever gem! I've always preferred that spelling over "Cleaver" because, as a child, Beaver Cleaver suggested a tool --like in Grampa's hunting chest-- for butchering spatulate-tailed aquatic mammals living in a nearby slough. I wondered why anybody would name their son that, and still do.
ReplyDeleteAfterthought on June Bugs: always thought they had three legs on each side --photo has 6, and two bodies. There's another reason not to let them inside. If they're assimilating and compiling that enthusiastically, it's only a matter of time before they're big enough to go after US!
DeleteTrue, Geo. That's bugs look awfully destructive any time of year.
DeleteJune bugs would freeze their butts off here.
ReplyDeleteI'll try to send them your way.
DeleteStay warm, my dear.
Is THAT what a June bug looks like? Glad we don't have them in Canada.
ReplyDeleteNot attractive critters, are they?
DeleteJune bugs love to float in our pool. Ugh...not awesome.
ReplyDeleteBut your post is....
How dare they? They can't even swim!
DeleteBe well, Joanne. Stay cool.
They look like something in a sci-fi movie!
ReplyDeleteHappy June!
I know. They're pretty small - the picture's rather horrifying. Sorry.
DeleteSmiles.
Happy June, Martha.
I have mentioned my horrible fear of June bugs a few times on my blog. I hate them with a passion!! When i was a kid, i was on front porch and one dived down my shirt and popped around like popcorn and scared the snot out of me!
ReplyDeleteHa. Oh no. Drats - I triggered you with this post, Holli. So sorry. Damn June bugs!
DeleteJune bugs sound...stupid even if they are bugs. Poor June, she just wanted to ward off any issues they had in the hanky panky dept. nyuck, nyuck
ReplyDeleteHaha. June Cleaver did always want to keep that beaver happy.
DeleteThanks for the giggles, Birgit.
Sure ugly little suckers. Think I'll stick to the bug free beaver.
ReplyDeleteYou're smart to play it safe, Pat. A buggy beaver ain't pretty.
DeleteA bug free beaver? Well, that's the least I expect when I patronize a br...I've said too much.
DeleteRightly so. Especially when you're paying to patronize, Al.
DeleteBut . . . but . . . I'm a Junebug. I know I make it all into one word, but I am a Junebug. June Cleaver was the source for my Janie Junebug name. Co-workers in a doctor's office said I was the kind of person who would vacuum my house while wearing pearls and high heels. They started calling me June, which morphed into Junebug and Janie Junebug. I AM A JUNEBUG!
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie JUNEBUG
Janie Junebug - OF COURSE! You are the one and only Junebug. It all makes sense. I should've posted a picture of you here. Why didn't I think of that?
DeleteLove you, Janie JUNEBUG.
Thank you. I feel calmer now.
DeletePhew.
DeleteWe love you, our first and only Junebug.
Great definition of a June bug and are you trying to give me impure thoughts for June Cleaver (I didn’t realize she’d be over 100, but then, she was playing a mom about the time i was hatched)
ReplyDeletewww.thepulpitandthepen.com
She was an attractive lady, even in her final chapter. I'm not trying to give you impure thoughts, Sage, but if you're having them, I'll say "You're welcome." Smiles.
DeleteTime is indeed flying too quickly! I could have sworn it was only recently that I saw June Cleaver in the revival of the old Beaver show.
ReplyDeleteI don't see insects in California like I used to back in Tennessee. Of course, here we have other things weirder than the world of insects has come up with.
Arlee Bird
Tossing It Out
Indeed we do.
DeleteThanks for visiting, Arlee Bird!
Gotta watch out for low hanging fruit.
ReplyDeleteEspecially when stepping out of the shower.
The struggle is real.
I know. I got some long hanging melons over here.
DeleteI've heard that before but always thought it was apocryphal. This the first time I've actually heard her "...not too hard on the Beaver."
ReplyDeleteAnd, Barbara has passed? Boo. And here I didn't get a card.
Mine first time too, Al. Well, as far as hearing it. She didn't add "last night" and he didn't respond, but he sure has a devious grin on his face.
Deleteaww..scary
ReplyDeleteIt's an ugly bug.
DeleteThanks for visiting, Tanza.
I ran to get my pearls before reading your post, lol. Seriously I did of that when I saw your title. Cleaver you! Loved the show back in the day. HATE the June bugs, even if they are harmless.
ReplyDeleteWear those pearls with pride, my dear.
DeleteHa. Cleaver you too!
Thank you.
Happy weekend.
I used to see June bugs every year when I was a kid on our back porch in late spring/early summer. I haven't seen any in years now though. I loved to watch Leave it to Beaver back then too. :)
ReplyDeleteI liked the show, too. Pure, innocent TV. Those were the days.
DeleteThanks, Connie.
Be well.
Best line in any tv show. The question is was Eddie Haskel ever hard on the Beaver?
ReplyDeleteThat's the millionaire dollar question. I'm guessing, yes. What do you think?
DeleteAwesome line. Loved it.
ReplyDeleteA winner for all time.
DeleteThanks, Kelly.