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Thursday, February 14, 2019

The Date to Hate Contest Winner!

Dear Sillies, 
   The polls closed late into the night last night. Votes were tallied and re-tallied. It was a close struggle. We suspect possible Russian collusion, but we know our citizens are good with some fowl (or in this case, goat) play. So now, I present to you this year's Life by Chocolate's Anti-VDay Winning slogan - the best of the worst attempts to seduce:

Baby, 
I am ready to float your boat.
I've been practicing for years 
on my pet goat. 

Our winner is our very own, the one and the only, a friend to all...felines and goats, Mr. Pat Hatt!
Thank you to all who entered.
Congratulations, Pat! Pat Hatt will receive a nice, sweet WINNER'S package!
Sympathies to your pet goat. 
Sweetness to you, my dears, today and always.
You are loved.  
   

Posted by Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com
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29 comments:

  1. Debra She Who SeeksFebruary 14, 2019 at 9:17 AM

    A well-deserved win for bestiality! Congrats to fellow Canuck versifier Pat Hatt!

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  2. Alex J. CavanaughFebruary 14, 2019 at 9:35 AM

    Very fitting!

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  3. The Silver FoxFebruary 14, 2019 at 10:39 AM

    Congratulations, Pat!!!

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  4. Elephant's ChildFebruary 14, 2019 at 10:49 AM

    Congratulations Pat.

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  5. holliFebruary 14, 2019 at 11:17 AM

    Definitely a winner!!

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comFebruary 14, 2019 at 11:24 AM

      Yeah, this one's a failed seduction if ever there was one - except where the goat is concerned.
      Thanks, Holli.

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  6. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comFebruary 14, 2019 at 11:23 AM

    PS Pat Hatt, kindly message me at Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com. Thanks!

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  7. Pat HattFebruary 14, 2019 at 1:38 PM

    Score another one for the goat. The gift that just keeps on giving...or receiving.

    Message at your blog address?

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comFebruary 14, 2019 at 5:05 PM

      Haha. I'm silly. You did message me here at my blog address. DOH. I'm otherwise at Rawknrobyn@aol.com.
      Thank you, Pat!

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  8. jonoFebruary 14, 2019 at 1:56 PM

    Congratulations,Pat! Do you give your goat anything special for V-Day?

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  9. Elizabeth SeckmanFebruary 14, 2019 at 2:39 PM

    Well deserving!! Pat is always good for a smile!

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comFebruary 14, 2019 at 5:06 PM

      He's amazing, amusing, and animal abusing, that Pat Hatt.
      Thanks, Elizabeth!

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  10. JoanneFebruary 14, 2019 at 6:15 PM

    Pat is too funny. A deserving winner. Check out my blog for today 2/14 - I salute you my friend

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  11. L. Diane WolfeFebruary 15, 2019 at 4:53 AM

    That poor goat. LOL

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  12. ConnieFebruary 16, 2019 at 4:33 AM

    Well-deserved win! Congratulations, Pat!

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comFebruary 16, 2019 at 11:09 AM

      We should all send sympathy cards to the goat.
      Have a good weekend, Connie.

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  13. SandyFebruary 16, 2019 at 11:44 AM

    LOL....oh my I'll never think of a goat quite the same again. Congrats to Pat. We need to see pictures of the sweets he won in your next post.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comFebruary 16, 2019 at 7:03 PM

      Yes. I did some shopping today. I'm hoping maybe he'll post photos. Or maybe I will.
      Have a great weekend and new week, Sandy.

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  14. JeffFebruary 17, 2019 at 5:14 PM

    PETA should be called in about Pat's goat! Congratulations, Pat.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comFebruary 18, 2019 at 10:37 AM

      PETA's going after Pat Hatt
      Next he best guard the cat
      And that poor goat deserves a break
      How much Pat can one pet take?
      Jeff I hope your week is great.

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  15. Margaret BenbowFebruary 19, 2019 at 9:16 AM

    I hate to ask, but...ummm...Pat's honey was definitely a female goat, right? Named something like Emanuelle and not Buster? Because otherwise my religious views would keep me from decorating their wedding cake.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comFebruary 19, 2019 at 10:19 PM

      Hahaha. That's hilarious, Margaret. I love your response! Yes, we'll go with female. Rest assured, and with your conscience eased, you can freely decorate that wedding cake for a heterosexual couple. Or so I'm guessing.

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  16. BirgitFebruary 21, 2019 at 12:57 PM

    Congrats to Pat!!

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comFebruary 21, 2019 at 4:14 PM

      Yes, congrats to Pat for that
      He deserves his prize stat.

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