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Monday, February 4, 2019

It's The Date (2/14) to Hate Contest!

Dear Sillies,
It's that time of year! Time for our annual bashing of the Date (2/14) worthy of furious venom. Thus, *we're sponsoring a Date to Hate Contest. *Aquaman, Prince Harry, Iris Elba, and I.

RULES:
In NO MORE THAN 30 WORDS, create a Valentine's MESSAGE THAT WHILE MEANT TO SEDUCE, DOES THE OPPOSITE. (Kinda like my Reasons for Celibacy, but with a Valentine's spin.)  You'll vote on the Winner, who will receive a generously sweet package. Must be a follower to enter. 
All entries should be submitted in comments section or to my email, Rawknrobyn@aol.com.
Must be RECEIVED BY SATURDAY, 2/9, midnight EST.

Ready, Set, Hate the Date!

38 comments:

  1. If you have burning love to share for V Day, I can scratch your itch.

    (That's my first personal ad. Do you think there's a future in it for me?)

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    1. I kinda like and hate this one, Elizabeth. I think you might have a future if you write for the singles on Plenty of Fish.

      Thanks for entering, and first!

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  2. Some days I hate people.
    I love that we have than in common.

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    1. Me too, EC. I love to keep things real, and appropriately hateful, with you.

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    2. PS Was that your entry? Just making sure.

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  3. I'll have to think on that one. Too early right now.

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    1. No worries. You have thru Saturday, Alex.
      Thank you!

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    2. All right, best I got working under a deadline:
      Happy Valentine's Day. You're the reason I like animals better than people.

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    3. Ha! That's good, Alex. I like that I read it as kinda naughty too. Thank you.

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  4. I have FORBIDDEN Her Royal Highness from entering this year. I'll put my own thinking cap on and try to come up with something, although my poor brain is so frazzled from Bridge lessons I make no promises.

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    1. Oh yes, nobody could ever compete with HRH. I look forward to your entry, though. She needs some humbling.

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  5. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    That’s because I’m strangling you.

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  6. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Just one in the bed
    My right arm is huge

    Okay, maybe sad, but, seriously, I look like Popeye.

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    1. Well that's...not likely to get a guy laid.
      Good entry, Al.

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    2. On the 15th, I may get a bottle of wine and try and take advantage of myself.

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  7. Blood is red
    Dead people are blue
    I love you to death
    That much is true!

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  8. I said I'd love you through thick and thin. I didn't think you'd get so much thicker after I said that. Get thin and be my Valentine!
    How's that? Maybe for a personal ad.

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    1. Haha. I just put food in my mouth (getting thicker over here) while laughing at this. Thank you for that, Jono. Many a valentine deserves this.

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  9. I don't like you , you're annoying,
    but heres some cheap chocolate, lets get busy boinking!!
    I also like: I'm not a cactus expert but I see a Prick when I see one.

    That was bad but best I can come up with right now without time to giving it some real thought. HAHA!

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    1. Those are good, especially given your spontaneity, Holli. Thank you.

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  10. Baby, I am ready to float your boat. I've been practicing for years on my pet goat.

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    1. Oh my, this is so not sheepish. Great. Thank you, Pat Hatt.

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  11. Darling Valentine, be mine, always mine.
    Join me at my table.
    I'll take you out of the oven and be ready to dine.

    Love,
    Hannibal Lecter, with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

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  12. Dear Valentine,
    It seems you are mine,
    Over time you have grown on me,
    I am not certain there is an antibiotic strong enough to set me free.

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    1. Sigh. Antibiotics are worthless!
      Good one, EC.
      Thank you.

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  13. "Erica? Take a letter, please.

    Sweetheart,

    Happy Valentine's Day, my Darling, my Love, my One and Only!

    Yours eternally,
    Mark.


    Carbon copies to Mindy, Sheila, Caitlin, Brianna, Elaine, and Janis."

    (This would only cause a problem if the notes were sent to the wrong people.)

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    1. Damn Mark. He sent me this one too, Silver.
      Clever.
      Thank you.

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  14. I love you almost as much as my boat...

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  15. my heart beat faster when I was with you
    I could barely breathe after our first kiss
    Yes, I'm allergic to nuts like you

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    1. Ah, a sweet buildup to the sucker punch. Great one, Joanne. Thanks for playing.
      Happy Friday and weekend.

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  16. LOL....enjoyed reading everyone's response. Good luck to all who enter.

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    1. I always have so much fun with this, Sandy. It helps me deal with that Date I Hate most.
      Glad you've enjoyed it.

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  17. I think I want to vote for all of the above. Great entries! Haha! Good luck to everyone. If I come up with anything I'll return.

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