One Rainbow Tribe in an Orange World (but only for now).

Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Halloween Erotica: The Sweet Climax

Dear Sillies,
   Please have a safe and happy Halloween.
Also, we'll just ignore the little "Go Dodgers!" thing. It didn't help last year and well, we need not discuss this year's outcome. As if that wasn't enough, Martha's busting out. Oy. Apologies.
   Love you.




38 comments:

  1. A very happy Halloween to you - with only the best chocolate. Or whatever other goodie comes your way.

    ReplyDelete
  2. I got a rubber cupcake for Halloween (see Trainride of the Enigmas)but that's something, isn't it? Thanks for this delightful verse and I wish you the best in this and all seasons.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hmm, well rubber keeps things safe, I guess.
      Be well and enjoy, Geo.

      Delete
  3. Once that bell is rang, the rest of the trick or treaters are out of luck.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Ha. Yeah, the rest can try again next year. Good luck with that.
      Thanks, Pat.

      Delete
  4. Oh my god. I don’t think I’ll ever look at a Butterfinger the same again!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Bet you'll invest in them big time now, though.
      Enjoy, Mitchell.

      Delete
  5. After reading that, I need a cold shower.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I need one after posting it.
      Take care, Silver.

      Delete
    2. You, too? Y'know, if we took them together that would save water...

      Delete
    3. Haha! Sly move, Silver.
      Thanks for making me smile.

      Delete
    4. You're welcome. The mental image I had when I left that comment made me smile, too...

      Delete
  6. that's a Whopper of a Halloween poem. Boo to you...I mean that in the best way.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Boo backatcha, Joanne.
      Hope you're enjoy the eve.

      Delete
  7. Well, blow me down with that butterfinger. Now I have to wait for this eve for a good treat

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. You're funny. Put that husband to work. Wink.

      Delete
    2. So many double entendres, so little time.

      Delete
    3. Ha. You're good. That's what she said. In this case, I'm referring to your use of "entendres." That's a hard one (that's what she said) to spell.

      Delete
    4. One night I was with a group of friends, male and female. We were congregated on one friend's back porch, having a few beers, when someone made some innocent comment. Someone else followed up with "That's what she said!" which made a joke of the previous sentence.

      A guy named Randy made a remark to the effect of, "You know, nine times out of ten, you can add 'That's what she said' to anything someone else has said, and it ends up being really funny!"

      Most of us nodded in agreement. And then, after a pause, someone took the conversation in a totally different direction. I don't even recall what he or she said... but Randy followed it up with "That's what she said!" and in this case, it was such an unfunny non sequitur that absolutely no one laughed.

      I shrugged. "I guess that was your 'tenth time,' Randy," I told him.

      Randy just grinned, and replied, "That's what she said!"

      Delete
  8. Excellent! How about if I snatch up a caramel?

    Love,
    Janie

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Ooh, keep talking naughty to me. I like it.
      Love.

      Delete
  9. Do they still even make Ding Dongs?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Good question. I think so, but they're yucky. Last time I tried them, something was wrong.
      Hope you had a peaceful Hallow's eve, Jono.

      Delete
    2. P.S. About that Hot Tamale of yours. Is it kosher?

      Delete
    3. Ding Dongs.
      Yep, gonna let that one slide slowly over the plate.

      Delete
    4. The smaller they are, the easier they slide.

      Delete
  10. Happy Halloween!!! Great poem there lady

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I hope you enjoyed your Holliween, Holli. Actually, I'm sure you did. =)
      Thank you.

      Delete
  11. My Halloween wasn't the best seeing I had too much work to do!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Bummer. I hope the week ahead offers some sweetness, Lon.
      Thanks for visiting.

      Delete
  12. I was sad that I had to work and couldn't hand out any candy. I would have asked the skeletons to handle the trick-or-treaters, but good luck with those lazy lumps.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yeah, what a skeleton crew you have! Bunch of good for nothings!

      Delete
  13. Oh, by the way, I was so disappointed the Dodgers couldn't make the Series a contest. I cannot stand the Red Sox. As a Yankees fan, I think it's in my DNA.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I know, what the heck. They got it over with too quickly this year. I'm sad for my boys.
      Thanks for dropping by, Al.
      I've missed ya.

      Delete
  14. The sweetest poetry you've written yet! :) Hope you had a nice Halloween!

    ReplyDelete