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Monday, May 7, 2018

May Pole Dance Erotica

Hi, Dear Sillies,
May May be good to you, and may you do the May Pole dance at least once this month.
Enjoy.

34 comments:

  1. You always bring a smile, Robyn. :-) Happy May to you.

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    1. Look around, Alex. Surely there's one nearby. =)

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  3. I never danced around a May Pole. Too Freudian for my tastes, I guess.

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    1. It's too Freudian for me not to, Silver Fox.
      =)

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  4. Geez, after that it should be every month, not just May.

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    1. Yeah, but can men keep it up that long, Pat?

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  5. All guys do indeed love their tools.
    And Happy May to you. And all the other months too.

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    1. Happy May and all to you, EC.
      You need a chainsaw to break men from their tools. A bit ironic.

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  6. I think your May erotica is one of my faves - then again, I say that every holiday. Dance like no one's watching...around a pole. Too awesome. I bow to you. Happy May!

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  7. You can have my share of May Pole -- I'm a Taco Aficionado!

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    1. Ha! Prize comment. Thank you, Debra, and for the extra inches too.

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  8. If I try to lick the May pole even today, my tongue my get stuck. Hmmmm, maybe more heat is needed

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  9. Thank you for bringing the excitement to May!

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    1. Anything for my sillies, Elizabeth. Well, almost anything.

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  10. You are one crazy smart creature of passion and I love you so much for that.

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    1. Thank you. And I love you, handsome, clever Canadian God of the Gargoyle.

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  11. Not to detract, men sigh. Excellent poem

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  12. Delightful! My May poem is more direct.
    Hooray, hooray, the first of May!
    Outdoor fu**ing starts today!

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    1. Yes, yes, come what may in May
      Let the...funning start today!

      Thank you, friend.

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  13. The Minions make it for me! Although they don't do a sexy pole dance.

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    1. Hope you're gettin' some (May Pole) dancing in, JJ.

      Love.

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  15. Pole dancing is something unique for me. Spreading about caring of breast on Mothers Day is a good idea:)

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  16. Never knew about May Pole Dances when I was a kid, I've seen pictures of school kids doing them. They always look so pretty and colorful...Pole Dancing as an exercise class has become somewhat popular...not for someone my age though, lol
    Sandy's Space

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    1. Pole dancing takes a lot of strength (and other things I don't have). It's actually pretty darn impressive. We had big May Day Dances at school - always fun, more innocently so.
      Thanks, Sandy.

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  17. Yes we do love our tools. And why wouldnt we? They talk to us all the time. Infact, they rarely shut up.
    Maybe I dont love it after all.

    Funny stuff Robyn!
    xo

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