To follow, you'll find 10 fabulous entries for Life by Chocolate's Anti-Valentine's Contest. The theme is "Damn be the fairytale!" Please vote for one and only one that's your favorite. I know, it's tough. Who knew there are so many great poets in my clan? You really impress!
Submit your vote (in the comments) by midnight EST on 2/14.
Winner will be announced shortly thereafter, when flowers and chocolate prices return to normal.
Love and sweetness.
The Silver Fox
My nails are painted a bloody red.
Send me chocolate on the worst fucking day of the year
or you'll wish you were dead.
Love, Little Red Riding Snood