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Saturday, December 23, 2017

Big, Big Santa: Christmas Erotica




My Dear Sillies, 
   To those who celebrate Christmas, may it be extra merry with a dash of naughty.
   To those who don't celebrate Christmas, may it be extra merry with a ton of naughty. (Santa's skipping our chimneys anyway.) 
   Love and cheer, my friends.

31 comments:

  1. Smiling. And not thanking you. It is already to hot here, and you have just raised the ambient temperature a notch or two...

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    1. Oh no. Scroll down to see Martha Stewart. That should take things to frigid temps, EC.
      =)

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  2. Who needs a silent night anyway? Those are far less fun. As long as things are kept below needing earplug levels lol

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    1. Right. Why be "holy"? What's to gain?
      Let's all get naughty and profane!

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  3. Such brilliant poetry! You can have Santa . . . I'll keep Mrs Claus occupied!

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    1. Ha! Mrs. Claus never had such a hot offer. Move over, Vixen. She's done with you.

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  4. May the raucous joy of the season be yours, Robyn. Beware of strange gifts coming in the mail. You just never know...

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    1. I'll keep an eye out, Jono.
      Mail is extra slow these days.
      Stay hot and cheery, never dreary
      Enjoy it all in naughty ways.

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  5. Screams of delight, they fill the night
    a Caroling we go, ho ho ho
    You are too clever my dear girl
    our heads do whirl
    you bring laughter to all
    Take a bow, grab a chocolate, may your dreams come to call

    Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Throw in a Kwanzaa, or
    just all the best to you, my dear friend!

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    1. Your rhyme's a delight.
      and makes me smile bright.
      You're one of my best.
      Merry Xmas, dear friend
      May the year have a fab end
      And the New One be better
      With not one ugly sweater.

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    2. Oops, I did not rhyme with "best"
      But I meant all the rest
      It wasn't a test
      Sometimes my braincells just rest
      like a silent night in the day
      Oh what can I say?
      I best stop this now
      with a klutzy bow
      There'll be no encore
      Don't want the audience to snore.

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  6. You are so naughty! That's why I love you. I think I'll have to read this poem to WDW.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Give my love to WDW. And by "give my love," you know what I mean. He'll thank you and me after he smokes a pack.

      PS I love you too.

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  7. I always love these. Thanks for making my holidays "spicy" this year. I hope you have very Happy Holidays.

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  8. Dear Robyn, thank you for this holiday gift! A tribute to all who are both "naughty and nice" (rhymes with "checking it twice")and human. Santa Claus is coming to town. All best wishes to you!

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    1. May Santa be good to you, Geo. He's forgiving of naughtiness, because of his time with Rudolph and stuff that he doesn't like to talk about. Smiles.

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  9. One of your best, Robyn! Cheers, Wilma

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    1. This one is actually, my personal fave. Thanks, Wilma.
      All good things to you.

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    1. Sometimes it's good to be bad.
      Thanks, and Merry Xmas, Martha.

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  11. I hope you and your family are having a wonderful holiday full of good food and good cheer.
    Have a very Merry Christmas, and we wish you all the best in the New Year, too!

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  12. OMG, Santa's Christmas just got hotter and naughtier. Love this poem. Although I feel like I shouldn't? LOL

    Merry Christmas, my dear!

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    1. It's alright, Lux. Santa likes your naughty side. Smiles and cheer.

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    1. Oh, no, I've already quoted you twice, Vaiybora. Yes, do use all of this professional information in future, and report back to me! We'd all like to hear about your use of my expertise. Post pictures and videos too, kindly. Thank you.

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  14. You're a Jew, too. So's one of the Moore lawyers!!! Do you know each other?

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    1. He's probably a distant cousin, though I don't like to admit it, Mitchell. And all lawyers are Jews, right? Oy vey. It's meshugenah.

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  15. I never know what I will find here--except a smile is almost always guaranteed. Haha!

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  16. Haha brilliant.
    And deliciously naughty. Love it.

    xo
    (or xXx)
    ;)

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