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Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Thanksgiving Erotica

Dear Sillies,
  I'm sorry that Martha had to once again ruin an otherwise hot post. Gotta give the ole gal credit, though; she does rock bladder leak underwear.
   As many of us in the US ready our tummies for hedonistic indulgence, and then some more, may you/we all feel deeply grateful for more than we can articulate.
   You, my dear loyals, are a blessing in my life.
   I'm very grateful for you.
   A thankful season to all!
Love you. Not you, Martha.
I love you, Dear Sillies. And my Bernie.

35 comments:

  1. Happy Thanksgiving.
    And how I hope you have a heap to be thankful for. Dude Three? Listen up well...

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    1. I certainly do.
      May you as well (even though it's only a holiday in this country).
      Thank you, EC.

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  2. Blah, Martha and her bladder leakage is now stuck in my brain lol breasts please, that will make me focus elsewhere.

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    1. Haha. I'm sorry, Pat. Will send some big breasts your way.

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  3. 20 pounds would be scary.

    Happy Thanksgiving!

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    1. A 20 pounder would end me, that's certain.
      Thank you, Diane. *Still laughing here.*

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  4. Another EPIC masterpiece, Robyn! And hey, is Martha sporting a camel toe in that bladder leak underwear? Extra ewwwwwwwww! Happy Thanksgiving!

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    1. Bwahahahaha! I believe she is, Debra! OMG - I need a pair of those in response to your comment! It's one of the best ever. Thank you. PS So sorry. EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

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  5. we count on Martha to make an appearance, but she makes the turkey popper retreat. Oh my. But your poem is a tasty treat. Thanks for the chuckle/gobble/chuckle. All the best to you - enjoy the long weekend.

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    1. She'll do anything for attention, that Martha.
      Have a fantastic Thanksgiving and weekend, Joanne.

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  6. Happy Thanksgiving to EVERYBODY (including Martha)!!

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    1. You're a bigger person than I, Fishducky. Then again, almost everyone is bigger.
      Happy Thanksgiving!

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  7. It just isn't a holiday without one of your saucy poems. I hope you have a terrific Thanksgiving.

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  8. Happy Thanksgiving Robyn!!!!!

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  9. HAHAHA! You never fail to disappoint, Robyn :) Have a wonderful Thanksgiving.

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  10. Hey Robyn,

    Don't know who Martha is
    But good for you for taking the piss
    Enjoy your American Thanksgiving
    As you're loving and living.

    Gary :)

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    1. Thank you kindly, Gary.
      Love and light to you, my friend.

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    2. Randy replied “Fuck her hard, fuck her deep, fuck her dearly, it’s time for cumm sleep!”

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    3. Haha! I'm going to assume, based on this, that you'll both have a very happy, sleepy Thanksgiving.
      Love to both you sillies!

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  11. I keep hiding pictures of Martha on FB. She really annoys me, on many levels.

    Making blog round this am, to say Happy Thanksgiving all.
    Sandy's Space

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    1. I'm sorry she intruded on this post, Sandy. She's terribly difficult to avoid - that Martha.

      Happy Thanksgiving to you! Thank you for stopping by.

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  12. I think the whipped cream on top would probably do me in when all is said and mostly done. Not sure if it is arthritis, but I think I feel a slight stiffness coming on. That is a more flattering picture of Martha than what I usually see.

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    1. I hope it's a more enjoyable and temporary stiffness than arthritis, Jono.
      And yeah, gotta hand it to Martha - she rocks bladder leak underwear.
      Happy Thanksgiving weekend, friend.

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  13. I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving and that one day, karma catches up with you and you're seated next to Martha on a long flight... just think of the stories and blog posts.

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    1. Martha and I, together at last? I can't wait. She'd buy me drinks - all I've done to boost her "private" (shall we say?) life. If you think these photos of her are scandalous, Sage, wait and see...Smiles. Hope you're enjoying a grateful weekend.

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  14. Another little treasure Robyn. ;)

    I saw Martha on some cooking show or something the other day, co-hosting with SNoop Dog! haha Unlikely duo both a couple of crims!

    xo

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    1. She and Snoop are pretty tight, I hear.
      Thanks, Anthony.
      Cheers, friend. xo

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  15. Oh, my. Steaming Thanksgiving. I hope you had a blast.

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    1. Thanks, Lux. It was really nice.
      All good things to you.

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  16. I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving, Robyn. I have much to be grateful for.

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  17. What a way to spruce up Thanksgiving. I’d love to attend that feast

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