Monday, April 17, 2017

Comment Collage Starring YOU!

Dear Sillies,
  I hope you had a great Easter.
  You're so silly that I figured it's time for a comment collage. This one reads like a hilariously bizarre script, and it's comprised of your recent comments. If you're not quoted below, my apologies. {You're likely more sane than the rest of us.}
  Thank you for being a fun-filled, playful bunch. Please stay that way, because I love ya.
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Joanne said Spring has sprung, figure out who's hung…
Janie Junebug said Now that's the way to cheer me up--not that I've ever had an unhappy moment. Elsie Amata said It's about freakin' time!  Lux G. said Matt Damon though. Pat Tillett said I'll bet he wouldn't like it if you called him "peanut dick!"
A Beer For The Shower said So is no one concerned about her wanting to tear up beef to the bone? No food is safe here! Alex J. Cavanaugh said I wonder how many Leprechauns were harmed? Birgit said I just think of the Jolly Green giant as having syphilis. Jono said The urges of spring are strong. Now to find a willing partner to perform the rites.Gorilla Bananas said Now if the foot fetish guy could write with perfect grammar and punctuation, I hope you'd be curious at least. I mean he can't stay down there forever, can he? Elephant's Child said There are far too many oxygen thieves about and I would like to cut off their supplies. sage said Trying to be cute he made an ass out of himself. Al Penwasser said Using Peeps for S'Mores while camping. Giddy up! Anthony J. Langford said Shakin that ass Robyn! JoJo said That's hilarious!!!!!! Pickleope Von Pickleope said As the one with a sentient pickle avatar, THANK YOU STEPHEN for looking out for the rights of cucumbers. Pat Hatt said Guess short people just get the short end of the stick. Mitchell is Moving said You could always wear a sign that says, "If you want to have a snowball's chance in Hell of getting to first base, don't call me Shorty." fishducky said My nephew has been married to a 4'8" woman for about 40 years. I love her dearly!! Stephen Hayes said As a short person I take comfort in that. Debra She Who Seeks said Do I hear a mic drop at the end of that! Yes!

48 comments:

  1. Isn't it lovely to belong to a HUGE tribe of weirdos.

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    1. It's a great honor, right? I love my weird people. =)

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  2. A lot of comments about short people and shorties, I see. They will eat their words when the dwarves and pygmies revolt in righteous fury.

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    1. Especially because the Jolly Green Giant has syphilis, GB. Beware.

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  3. If we all met up in one place would we overwhelm the local mental health facilities? Would it affect our arrest records? Would the National Guard have to get involved? Inciting a riot can be a serious charge.

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    1. I don't know, but it would be worth whatever the price.

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  4. Sweet, I made the cut. You could make a play out of these series of non-sequiturs. Scholars would analyze it like it was Waiting for Godot.

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    1. Uptight scholars.
      Of course you made the weirdness cut, PVP. Did you ever have a doubt?

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  5. Always fun to read these compilations!

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    1. I think you tend to have provided the perfect finale line too, Debra. Every time.

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  6. I love seeing all the comments in one place!

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    1. It's really fun and in your word, "hilarious!"
      Thanks, JoJo.

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    1. Haha. Oh my. Glad Mrs. Peanut doesn't ask for much. Not much at all. She's kinda nuts herself.

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  8. I didn't come up short today. Does that mean I'm one card short of a full deck? Life's too short to be sane. Long story short, the winner may have nabbed peanut dick by the short and curlies.

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    1. We're really eating up that peanut dick. Oops, what did I just say? lol.

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  9. LOL! That's so funny. I don't want to be sane though. Where's the fun in that?

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    1. True, Diane. You're not sane. I just couldn't work it all in. Your comments always make me laugh.

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  10. Oh, I supposed this means I'm less sane? :)

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  11. Some of those are pretty darn funny. Jolly Green Giant has syphilis!

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Birgit always delivers laughs and weirdness, JJ.
      Love.

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    1. You can count on it.
      It's good to be short. I mean, it's good to be weird. And short.

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  13. Delightful --a comment-collage that is nothing short of stellar!

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    1. I keep re-reading and never tire of it. I'm glad you like it too, Geo. Thank you.

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  14. HAHA! These are funny. Your blogging pals are a bunch of weirdos. Isn't it great? :)

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    1. Yes, it makes me feel very lucky, Martha.
      Thanks for dropping by.

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  15. What fun! Isn't that what life's supposed to be about? Great post. Loved it!

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  16. Thanks for letting me kick off the insanity. Proud to know you and be a part of your posse. We have much to be proud of and look to you for welcome levity in this wacky world. Take care my friend

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    1. Yours was the perfect kick-off, Joanne. I'm honored to be looked to for levity. It's mutual, and what goes around comes around. =)
      Virtual hugs.

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  17. Your readers are both clever and hilarious! Thanks for the smiles. :)

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    1. And weird too. That's why I love all of you.

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  18. I still stand by what I said. I have no idea what the context is, but dammit, I still stand by it.

    (I love when you do these, and this one is so especially colorful this year, in every sense of the word)

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    1. I still laugh at what you said. It was in reference to my spring erotica. It's even funnier, though, in the mix of all the weirdness. Thanks, BnB.

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  19. It's fun how these all make sense somehow. :D
    Brilliant, darling.

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    1. Thank you, Lux. It's bizarre and hilarious, isn't it?

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  20. I'm with Bryan. Who knows what I was commenting on but it seems like I was passionate about it so yeah, it's about freakin' time whatever it was happened. Freak yeah! Love you, my friend! ;)

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    1. It's about freakin time for (almost) anything, my dear.
      Love you too.

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  21. Such a great idea and fun post!!

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  22. Thank you for the shout out. I hope every time you see a ball shaped, green water tower, you will think of my comment:)

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    1. Every single time, my dear. Every time!
      Lol. Thank you.

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  23. Sick puppies. All of them.
    Love it. xo

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    1. I know, right? And I am truly grateful for that.

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  24. That is pretty funny all together. How can people be so crass? Oh yeah, I forgot that one of them was mine...

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