Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Resistance Rap, One Peachy Wish


One Wish –Disclaimer: I don’t promote violence. I do hate haters and wish they weren’t among us. I also appreciate my First Amendment rights to free speech, and I intend to use them to the fullest. I’ve been too quiet for too long. It’s time for a new rap song!


I have one wish.
It goes like this: Trump gets impeached. The world knows bliss.
He goes down hard, and he goes down fast.
‘Cuz hate expires and love’s what lasts.

I’d say that I don’t wish him ill. But that may be an alternative fact.
So I plead the fifth – It’s still intact.

He’s hateful and a liar too. His every tweet:
“Your (FAKE) and biased. I’m gonna sue!”
 
My wish gets better in every way:   
Steve Bannon says “I’ll save the day.”
Then POOF! Gone with the Nazis & the KKK.
Don’t be hippo cranium!” Ben Carson shouts.
Ima shock the hippopotamus, hippocampus college ‘n build Lego house!  POOF! He’s gone, just like his brain. 
Who knew the doc was that insane?
Kellyanne somersaults into the scene. Since Gumby, 
her legs more limber than we’ve ever seen.
She flips and lands in the splits;
the Russian Judge holds up a “10.”
Then Conway walks into any book, never to be seen again.
Pence is jolted with honesty that sends him on a gay rights spree.
“I’m gay and proud, as I should be,” says he.
He dumps his post to promote marriage equality.
Indulge me while I take this wish into a coulda-shoulda-woulda twist
Were this a true democracy, we all know who our President would be
And as VP, Bernie would choose, well, me.

Resist, Persist, Impeach, Resist. 

This is my one and only wish.
He goes down hard, and he goes down fast.
‘Cuz hate expires, and love’s what lasts.
Start with kindness. Find a star.
That priceless pair brought us this far.
Resist, Persist, Impeach, Resist.
This, my one and only wish.
My only wish! 


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Persist and keep a peachy wish, my friends.
Love you. 

52 comments:

  1. Yeah, he hasn't smartened up any at all with his tweet crap and boo hoo everyone is against me. Just brings the hate, so dump his a** outside the front gate.

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    1. I imagine his latest tweet -
      a repeat of a repeat:
      "Her (FAKE) post is about me.
      I'm gonna sue her, you'll see."

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  2. When you're vice-president, may I be your speechwriter, or will you stick to all rap all the time?

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Yes. Girlfriend, I plan to deliver rap and red carpet worthy speeches. We will need to practice, though, so I don't get the envelopes mixed up and announce Emma Stone as the winner. It's going to be about me and Bernie all the time. As long as that works for you, we got this.

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  3. I'd wish for the Rapture, but it's cool, no matter what, God wins in the end.

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    1. It feels as though the Rapture and/or Apocalypse is upon us, Alex. Whether or not people believe in God, and I'm as Atheist or Agnostic as I am a believer, the pendulum will bring balance back to the earth and universe. That I believe. =)

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  4. Sigh.
    Yet another reason to love peaches.

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  5. Peachy-keen, Robyn! I like it.

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    1. Right? It's not too much to ask for. Thanks, Fishducky.

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  7. A fun post, providing much-needed laughs.

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  8. The thing is though, his VP is worse.

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    1. I know he's truly evil too, JoJo, but his finger wouldn't be nearly as close to the nuclear war button and he knows how to behave himself in public and with world leaders. Regardless, Bernie and I will take care of things. Wink.

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  9. Your humor packs a punch, Robyn. We expect leadership to commend ideals --of justice, tolerance, liberty, equality-- even if, like stars, the ideals can't be reached. Still, like mariners, we set our course by them, and when they are obscured the pursuit of happiness suffers. Indeed, resist resist.

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    1. Well said, Geo. He has not a smidgen of admirable leadership traits. We had a true hero in Obama.

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  10. The Kellyanne woman can do the splits? That I'd like to see! She needs more slaptick in her routine because her verbal gags are getting predictable.

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    1. Have you seen how she sits on the couch in the White House, GB? I'm certain she can do a lot more than the splits. Her legs look like they can be twisted off. She's not human. I wonder if she's in your family. (I hope not, for your sake.)

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  11. Sesame Street on Donald Grump the Apprentice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQyTpPu0gvc&feature=youtu.be

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    1. I have new respect for Sesame Street. That was hilarious, Sage. "Whose name equals trash?" Winner. Thanks for the link.

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  12. If only this all wasn't hypothetical and instead depressingly real. I'm not even sure if impeachment is the solution. Wasn't Bill Clinton impeached and still got to serve out his term? And how do we deal with his supreme court nominee? And what if Pence, that gross bigot, becomes president, what then? I need a hug.

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    1. I'd give you a hug and egg your neighbor's house if I knew where you lived, PVP.

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  13. This is well written and so fun to read. Let's cross our fingers that we see his impeachment come due. Maybe he should just wack off on a blue dress??

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    1. Haha! I bet he already has, Birgit. Poor dress.

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    1. We wouldn't survive without the fantasy genre, Mitchell.

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  15. I hope you get your wish. I think Vice President Engel has a nice ring to it. :)

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    1. Now that you wrote it out, Connie, it's really growing on me. Sanders-Engel for the win!
      Thank you.

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  16. Ha! Well done. Like Janie, I just want to see you rap all of your speeches. Maybe then pass that along to Bernie, too. He's already down with the kids, but you know, it couldn't hurt.

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    1. Good point, BnB. Little does my Bernie know what this middle aged woman has in store for him. I'll have to send him a video of my rap performance.

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  17. Bravo Robyn - best rap, hands down. I'm wearing my foil on top of my head cuz you know those rays are wiretapping us...ha! We can only hope someone gets "foiled" again and im"peaches" rules. I bow to your brilliance

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    1. Now I'm wondering how stock in tin foil has fared since he took office? And have peach sales risen? So many questions.

      Thank you kindly for the praise, Joanne. Glad you enjoyed this one. It was good therapy for me.

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  18. Have you thought about passing this rap on to Snoop or 50 Cent? They may want you to write for them! Love you friend!

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    1. I wonder how much 50 Cent would pay me for it, Elsie. And how much does 50 Cent get paid? Sorry, I just...that name. Fifty Cent. I think I'll send it to Snoop. Thanks for the suggestion. Love you too.

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  19. I will resist, Robyn, and I assure you things will be better after the revolution.

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  20. Politics are a mess. Everyone's crossing fingers and toes, we are def. in uncharted territory.

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    1. His downward trend is starting, Rosey. Fingers and toes crossed tightly. Smiles.

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  21. Do I hear a mic drop at the end of that! Yes!

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  22. I actually read this with a beat. And like dropped the mic.
    Amazing.

    Ugh, I so agree with the words though. I think majority of the people has the same wish.

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    1. Day by day, minute by minute, more are coming out of the orange darkness. It's pretty awesome. We'll keep holding on. Thanks, Lux.

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  23. I love this! The sad fact is, the vice president is just as bad, if not worse than he is.


    www.ficklemillennial.com

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    1. Yeah, that's why I get rid of the whole lot in my rap. Bernie and I clear that swamp.
      Thank you, Gina.

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  24. I feel like Trump's tweet would say "your" instead of "you're."

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    1. OMG, you ARE right, Jenny. Noted. Smiles. Thank you!

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