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Monday, May 2, 2016

May Polerotica

My Dear Sillies,
I hope May treats you gently.
Now that you've been so tolerant of all my A-Z madness, I'm hoping this sight won't be so bad. I know, it's a bit tacky. But only a bit. I think he's cute, and so does Martha. So here's Neil Patrick Harris in his tighty whiteys with some May Pole Erotica (a re-post from last year).


Keep smiling.
Chocolate kisses to you.

27 comments:

  1. LOL!!! NPH is a cutie isn't he?

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  2. I may need to go scrub my eyes now after him. Better watch those big crowds though, as one may leave an ever lasting gift after a little play date.

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  3. Yeah, that was more of Harris than I ever wanted to see. Just tried to focus on the poem...

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    1. Sorry, Pat and Alex. Well, not really. I've posted a lot worse sights around here.
      Smiles.

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  4. I love the annual May Pole Dance. As Trump says, "It's YUGE"
    Happy May , Robyn

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    1. No problems with size, that's for sure.
      Thank you, Joanne. =)

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  5. Only you can capture the true spirit of the Maypole!

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  6. Only you could do a post featuring both Maypoles and Neil Patrick Harris. Your poetry is always so clever.

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  7. Neil Patrick Harris is built better than I remembered. Hm.

    Nice poem, btw. ;-)

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  8. Hooray, Hooray, the first of May
    Outdoor fucking starts today!

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  9. If there isn't a manual, Robyn, your poems must be the next best thing. ;)

    "It's best semi-tight" sounds right to me, but is it possible for a pole to be too vertical and rigid?

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    1. Yes, GB, a little flaccidity is needed. ;-)

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  10. You're the only one I know of who posts May Day porn. Love it!

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  11. I never thought of it but women dancing around a pole almost ready to tie it up sounds like some repressed medieval sex dance. I thought seeing Harris in his undies was in the past as my eyes hurt when i saw him at the Oscars

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  12. Wow! I need to read that one to WDW and add my thanks.

    Love,
    Janie

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  13. Who says tighties whities can't be cute? I mean NPH undies, not Martha.

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  14. Looks like May is going to be a very good month ;)

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  15. Well - here's a new spin on the old May pole. Is it okay to grease it down with chocolate??

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  16. I find him really charming and fit for his role as Barney Stinson.

    I more than smiled on this post. :)

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  17. Hey Robyn,

    Looks like I can finally come out to play. The dreaded alphabet thingy is over. Um, upon reflection, maybe it aint...

    Nicely done and right up the old Maypole. Although, I'm accomplished Morris dancer, complete with bells on my shoes.

    Nice to see you, my lovely young friend.

    Gary :) x

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  18. I remember this one.. Funny as! Damn those gay men and their six packs... got nothing on my swollen 24 pack!
    (and yeah, we love our tools. It's like its a part of us)
    ;)

    x

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  19. I love Neil Patrick Harris. Just seems like he'd be a great guy to hang out with. Hope you're having a great weekend, my friend!

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  20. That's amazing!
    Have a nice week-end!
    Gil Zetbase
    http://gilzetbase.com/

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  21. Hehe...funny! Thanks for the early morning chuckle!

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