Public Disservice Announcement, What Can You Touch When You Can't Touch Your Face?

My Dear Sillies,
    I was losing my mojo and needed to do something extra silly. It's only slightly naughty but not really naughty at all. See, it's for your health and safety, my friends, that I made this very short video.
   Oh, that bone on my head? That's from my Halloween costume. For several years, I dressed as Pebbles Flintstone on Halloween. It doesn't seem to help me score much candy (or any Bam Bam either). But it meets my needs once in a while. ;-) I mean, for a video and well, stuff.
   In sum, sometimes the best we can do is to be our most silliest and weirdest of selves.
   So please keep doing that.  
   As you stay silly, my friends, stay safe and clean too (of body).
   Most importantly, stay loved.
   Because you are.