It's almost time, my dear Sillies! Oy vey.
I'll be mostly absent here during the holiday week--when Christmas and Hanukah collide. Yippee for Christmasukah this year!
Merry Christmas, Happy Solstice, cheerful Hanukah, peaceful Kwanzaa...
Keep chocolate on hand for emergencies and non-emergencies, especially during the holidays. Love you!
Second, a bit of Jewish schooling from me to you:
Jewish babes make great lovers, so they say of me and others.
Most don't require diamonds or roses.
In the throes of passion, though, know this:
Guys should comply with impulsive outcries of
"Go down Moses!"
PS I'm just kidding, Mike. Don't take me seriously. (I do require roses and will settle for small-to-mid-sized diamonds.)
