Dear Sillies,
We have a winner! It was close until the final voting hours.
A feline diva takes this year's victory! Sorry, SWS, I hope she won't be even more insufferable. But oh, her poetic savvy.
BIG CONGRATULATIONS to Her Royal Highness!
Thanks to all who submitted and voted and visited. I love you. Enjoy the day and buy chocolate TOMORROW when it's on sale.
Here's this year's winning entry:
Dedicated to all the many tomcats out there who broke my heart over the years:
"This is for you
Without paradox --
A heart-shaped poop
In my litterbox."
OH MY! What a GREAT HONOUR INDEED! Thank you SO MUCH, Robyn, and everyone who voted for MY POEM OF GENIUS! And yes, don't worry, I will REMEMBER ALL OF YOU when I am eventually and inevitably appointed as POET LAUREATE of the WORLD!
ReplyDeleteYou're most welcome, Her Royal Highness. Poet Laureate of the feline world, that title awaits you. DebraSWS shall receive that honor for the human world. Kisses.
DeleteOh gawd. Read the preceding comment and behold the misery that will be my life for the foreseeable future until something else comes along to stroke HRH's monstrous ego and send her off on a different tangent. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, DebraSWS. Her poetry hits in the most hateful manner. Ayi yi. I pity you for what you must face. Perhaps you can find a dead male cat to distract her? I don't know. I do feel for you.
DeleteWell done, Highness!
ReplyDeleteShe did very well. Thanks Alex.
DeleteCongrats to HRH. Maybe someone can provide her victory meal with generic food (??!) A little humbling is in order. Ha!
ReplyDelete(Cheers Debra - still kudos, cracked me up)
Oh, generic food, great idea. Especially that so called fast "food." It might be fast, but it's not exactly food.
DeleteThank you, Joanne. You did well too.
Take care over there as you best survive your MAGA hubs. We're on your side over here.
Shucks, I forgot to shop the post Valentine's Day sales...
ReplyDeleteOops. Well, you deserve good chocolate anyway.
DeleteHaha, okay, that’s brilliant. Her Royal Highness really earned it short, sharp, and savage. I can’t stop laughing at that last line; it’s pure feline poetry. Definitely a winner in every sense.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Melody, and thanks for chiming in!
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