Dear Sillies,
It's official. Katy Perry will perform for the royal coronation. King Charles really, really likes her. He'd appointed Katy to fulfill the role of British Asian Trust Ambassador. I know, right? So weird!
Guess what! I invited this duo to our studio today, for highly enlightened discourse. They said, "Yep. Sure. We'll do anything together." Note that these are all actual quotes, excepting the last sentence. Enjoy. I mean, apologies.
Robyn: Audience, let's give a lukewarm welcome to the royal Charles and his royal British Asian side salad, Katy Perry!The curtain lifts, revealing Katy standing blatantly in front of Charles, his right hand suspiciously close to Katy's derriere. The room goes silent, as King Charles' escort service, I mean Camilla, the "King's consort", glares vindictively at Katy from front row, center.
Katy grabs her boobs gleefully and boasts: I went from zero to my own hero!
Charles III to Camilla: Do you seriously expect me to be the first Prince of Wales in history not to have a mistress?
Katy: I have confidence because my research shows that I should just really trust my instincts. With that, Katy drops the curtain, and strangely animalistic barking noises ensue. Oh wait, that's Camilla.
Robyn: Will the atrocity of British Royalty mixed with the dim-wittedness of Katy Perry, British Asian Ambassador, King Charles' side salad, continue to soil Queen Elizabeth's blessed memory? We can only hope...not.
As if I needed another reason not to watch the coronation...
ReplyDeleteHaha. Right, EC. Oy vey. Crazy stuff.
DeleteI agree with Elephant's Child.
ReplyDeleteWise minds think alike, Alex.
DeleteAs do I.
DeleteNaturally, you are wise and silly like the rest of us here. Thanks, Al.
DeleteThat coronation should be fun!
ReplyDeleteDo you think she'll sing "I Kissed a Girl?" I don't think he cares what she sings, as long as she stands in front of him. Ew. Sorry.
DeleteShe is one tall lady. I think I'll pass on the event.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I might need to clip my toe nails when it all goes down, Diane.
DeleteAn event that I am SO not interested in watching.
ReplyDeleteI know. Why, just why?
DeleteShould be fun watching the expressions on all other faces!
ReplyDeleteIt's so bizarre. The King will be rather excited. He already is. Thanks for chiming in, FB.
DeleteThe Queen is turning in her grave. (Funny post)
ReplyDeleteYou're right, Joanne. That's pretty much my point and it's dark. Poor Queen.
DeleteI won't be watching. I think they get way too much attention as it is. This was funny though.
ReplyDeleteExactly, Mary. People who are filthy rich and have filthy morals are the ones dominating the spotlight here and across the pond. It ain't fair.
DeleteI'll probably watch it, even though I don't like him. Or his consort. *runs for tissues because I still miss Di
ReplyDeleteI know, Elizabeth. Diana was priceless, a class act.
DeleteThat event is really not my cup of tea! But I'm sure many will tune in. Hope you are well, dear Robyn!
ReplyDeleteGreat to see you, dear Martha! Thanks for chiming in. I'm well and hope you are too. Yeah, I won't be watching. But I'll watch whatever high/lowlights the media picks up on and keeps re-sharing. Smiles.
DeleteI think it would be interesting to watch.
ReplyDeleteMaybe for moments and facial expressions, yeah. I'll wait for the highlights that won't stop for a long time.
DeleteThanks, KS.
Queen Elizabeth to...this. How the mighty have fallen. Bloody 'ell.
ReplyDeleteI know. It's insane and so...yuck.
DeleteThanks, Al.