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Monday, December 21, 2020

Christmas Erotica, Treating Frigidity

Dear Silliest of the world's most silly,

It's THAT week, right? I hope you're not too cold. In case you are, this should help.

Have a very Merry Christmas, but do leave room for naughtiness.

I love and thank you for sticking with me for another year.


21 comments:

  1. Santa has to be blushing on this one. You are a one of a kind gift under our tree. I'll be hanging with you, naughty girl, through 2021 and beyond. Thanks for this Christmas blessing, er poem.

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    1. I very much look forward to fun times ahead with you, my friend.

      Much love and cheer.

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  2. Dear Robyn, I'd never pay $5.99 per month for anything 26 inches off the ground and changes color. I ain't got that much religion and it just unnerves me. However, your "Christmas erotica", as always, makes me proud to be a mammal. I wish you Hanukkah Sameach! --from 5781-- and love you too.

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    1. The leaf blowers outside (yards from me), Geo, just heard my cackle. You are so funny. Thanks so much for the laughs and holiday wishes.
      More love, Geo.

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  3. Love to you and your frisky verse - and ways. This year and every year. All through the year.

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    1. You've been my most consistent first (second or third, on a slightly off day, given the time difference there) follower for several years, my friend. Love back to you, precious soul.

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  4. Some of my friends like to shove a tree up an angel's ass. I'm not that kinky, but I do have a beard and can ho ho with the best of them and I love cookies!

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    1. I don't know about your friends, Jono. There's naughty, and there's...extremely disturbing.
      Wink.
      Be warm and well.
      Merry Xmas.

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  5. You've outdone yourself with this poem, my dear. I wish I could cover my butt with a red bow. I love you back, and I'll stick with you through the bad times (whatever the idiot-in-chief does next) and the good (Joe and Kamala). You know, you really need to send your poetry to Bernie. He'd love it.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. I should, JJ. But I should also get him to sign some sort of medical liability statement before he reads it. Healthcare for all, am I right?
      Love you, my silly.
      Merry Xmas.

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    1. It's one I'm quite proud of.
      Thank you, Alex.
      Love and light.

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  7. That last verse is inspired! Another epic poem for the Ages!

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    1. Once in a while, those lines hit me like a ton of chocolate on a miserable day.
      Merry Christmas, Debra.

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  8. Santa seduced by a Jew... No wonder the dude has rosy cheeks!

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    1. Between Bernie, Santa, and the Pope, I give a lot of holy happiness. Not to brag. Jews are very generous. ;~)

      Merry Xmas, Jeff.

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  9. Who wants a holy night anyway. Santa may not be able to deliver after such a night though.

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    1. Holy is indeed boring, Pat. I'm sure Santa figured that out approximately 275 years ago. Do you think? Maybe not. He's not the sharpest.

      Happy almost New Year.

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  10. Weeww beautiful photos, happy christmas

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  11. Love it! Well, Santa lets his balls ring and go jingle, jangle, jingle.

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