Happy June, Dear Sillies!
Have you seen the latest tabloids? Yeah, have a new love! Truth be told, the Vatican warned me that should I continue my antics, they'll file a restraining order against me, but Pope Leo XIV is just so adorable. And he's 69. *Giggle, snort.* What a sweetheart. I know he loves me and everyone, but mostly me. Don't we look cozy together? Sigh.
Psst, ignore Martha. She's just jealous.
