tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post8058719419946973501..comments2024-03-26T12:47:13.216-07:00Comments on Life by Chocolate: Robyn Alana Engel's Blog: On Why I Choose Celibacy, Reasons #63-70 aka I'll Take the GawkersRawknrobyn.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15997241410192066577noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-11529472208934909292011-02-07T13:32:50.267-08:002011-02-07T13:32:50.267-08:00OMG...where do you find the world's worst spel...OMG...where do you find the world's worst spellers?!!!! It would be funny (okay, so it is) if it wasn't so SAD!! (It's that, too!)Marlenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14877001080913199818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-60696560946410651082011-02-07T09:07:16.116-08:002011-02-07T09:07:16.116-08:00I would go with the rockstar stripper star trek co...I would go with the rockstar stripper star trek convention coordinator but that's just how I roll.Powdered Toast Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18195170076576384695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-65158602709255888672011-02-06T10:08:08.520-08:002011-02-06T10:08:08.520-08:00Girl, I did the online dating thing for almost 8 y...Girl, I did the online dating thing for almost 8 years. I would date a while and then go back on. At one point, I had 21 dates in 21 weeks...I wrote about it in my book. It is amazing the LOSERS that want to date a woman like me..........<br /><br />L<br />O<br />S<br />E<br />R<br />S<br /><br />The gene pool on Maui is pretty stagnant! However, I did ask Santa this year for a boyfriend. Just thought I would try something new! LOL! (That does not put ME in the LOSER department!)<br /><br />Have a great day! Thanks for the giggle!<br /><br />LisaNot So Simply Singlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00461951741538969230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-86635367550830857342011-02-06T09:11:08.228-08:002011-02-06T09:11:08.228-08:00@#65...huh? Yup...he will get a lot of responses (...@#65...huh? Yup...he will get a lot of responses (perhaps not the kind he was hoping for).<br /><br />@#69 - Balloon Sculpting...now it takes a special man to think that one up!Marniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17665195341597783253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-18839970851526713692011-02-05T22:29:50.659-08:002011-02-05T22:29:50.659-08:00Marla, whatever the answer, I'm always glad to...Marla, whatever the answer, I'm always glad to see you. ;0)<br /><br />Yvonne, I didn't even notice. I'm sure I've added some typos to your page. I'm glad to find someone to commiserate with. It's not amusing until you share it with someone, right? That's when the tears turn to laughter. xo<br /><br />Teresa, I'm really glad to have made your snowed in time more bearable. Thanks! [-;<br /><br />Anthony, thanks. Yep, lots of nutters out there. xo<br /><br />Miley, you're great. A genius too. I'll get on it, and I'll send the extra eligible ones (because, of course, there will be so many) your way. Psst, Mr. O. is pretty suave, huh? ;~><br /><br />Kal, thanks so much. xo<br /><br />Momma Fargo, phew. I feel so much better. I'm ready, girlfriend. Let's hit the 313 and get some bad ass mofos. Thanks! I knew you'd have my back. You've got me laughing lots over here too. {o:Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15997241410192066577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-88595747676294161892011-02-05T22:10:44.708-08:002011-02-05T22:10:44.708-08:00This post had me laughing til I about peed my pant...This post had me laughing til I about peed my pants. Let's go get some mofo! I'm ready!Got your back any day, Robyn.Momma Fargohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17625178164224513103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-5667276428923607662011-02-05T08:34:36.438-08:002011-02-05T08:34:36.438-08:002 Awards for you at my place kitty kat.2 Awards for you at my place kitty kat.Kalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00663751053844271849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-17619459993477797192011-02-05T00:53:35.364-08:002011-02-05T00:53:35.364-08:00(psst, that guy may have commented here earlier)(psst, that guy may have commented here earlier)Mileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16425833336328499166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-81804861024797057872011-02-05T00:52:20.106-08:002011-02-05T00:52:20.106-08:00omigosh!! I now know the PERFECT job for you! You ...omigosh!! I now know the PERFECT job for you! You should have a service where you teach men to write personal ads that don't make people want to live with some mofo from the 313 just to get out of/protected from the Abrahamic "lifestyle" (ahem! cult). <br />You don't have to teach them grammar or syntax or spelling, so it's not like you'd be LYING. It's a service. They pay you, just as they'd be smart enough to ask a friend or whatever. You're not judgmental about it and they get to look good.<br /><br />PLUS, in the off chance you meet a nice guy who is simply looking to spiff up his dating resume' (and it's not horrific) you get first dibs!<br /><br />Damn, I am such a genius.<br /><br />You may want to consult with a guy I know as well. I met him online. His profile was well written but the catcher was "It's what Eddie Money would do"... as a lover of all things 80's music, I had to go for it and for him.Mileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16425833336328499166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-60759269329362308882011-02-05T00:04:11.348-08:002011-02-05T00:04:11.348-08:00hahaha - such terrible spelling! and lol at the oc...hahaha - such terrible spelling! and lol at the octomum.. haha - what a nutter...<br /><br />Where is this site based? Russia? haha - funny shit gf...Anthony J. Langfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02027216695415849158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-59292324599539847842011-02-04T23:43:52.346-08:002011-02-04T23:43:52.346-08:00Loved this post...Laughed...
so happy to have som...Loved this post...Laughed...<br /><br />so happy to have some blog reading time while we have been snowed in...which is rare in our state....<br /><br />Happy Saturday<br />teresaTeresa @ Grammy Girlfriendhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05151128140345216126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-62847485130147833692011-02-04T21:08:48.669-08:002011-02-04T21:08:48.669-08:00ugh! i hate that i have a typo! i meant "wors...ugh! i hate that i have a typo! i meant "worst" lol -i'm a spell freak. and yeah, it's HIGHLY amusing!Yvonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08038918668619367960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-14605010607198754252011-02-04T20:43:21.022-08:002011-02-04T20:43:21.022-08:00Do I read Why I Choose Celibacy because the ads ar...Do I read Why I Choose Celibacy because the ads are so stinking funny or do I read Why I Choose Celibacy because your comments are hysterical. Just one of life's many unanswered questions.Marlahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18000815937078399278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-11834128906651591972011-02-04T17:04:01.128-08:002011-02-04T17:04:01.128-08:00Rek, your comments are the best! I love your respo...Rek, your comments are the best! I love your response about Noah's Ark! I don't get the spellcheck thing either. Maybe they can't find it. xo<br /><br />Judie, definitely. It's challenging to find a well-written ad, much less one not fraught with spelling errors. ;-><br /><br />Cheeseboy, I agree. That one question tops the charts. Or, bottoms out the charts. Good lord, what a weirdo. xo<br /><br />Baygirl, I need to hunt that one down in the 313. [-:<br /><br />Sarah, LOL. I don't know, but I don't think any bad ass mofo would be caught dead doing underwater baskit weaving. xo<br /><br />Yvonne, you've had your share of experiences with the different levels of mofos. So sorry. Thanks for sharing the laughs. It is highly amusing, isn't it? [-:Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15997241410192066577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-15819613193497495532011-02-04T16:52:50.197-08:002011-02-04T16:52:50.197-08:00bahahahahahaha! this cracked me up! i'm a pro ...bahahahahahaha! this cracked me up! i'm a pro at online dating -or lack thereof. i do it mainly for amusement purposes these days. some of the men (allegedly) i've encountered online are not only mofos but sick and demented mofos oh then there are the married mofos! those are the worse! lolYvonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08038918668619367960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-22975326716563769772011-02-04T16:48:09.023-08:002011-02-04T16:48:09.023-08:00I don't know which is sadder--poor lonely men ...I don't know which is sadder--poor lonely men with broken hearts or poor lonely men with broken hearts who couldn't write a decent ad if their lives depend on it. What the heck is underwater baskit weaving anyway?Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05246393318938411419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-82658093081542876182011-02-04T16:17:10.984-08:002011-02-04T16:17:10.984-08:00badass mofo... honestly?!?badass mofo... honestly?!?baygirl32https://www.blogger.com/profile/01355816922022246751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-1320754473045401772011-02-04T11:50:47.649-08:002011-02-04T11:50:47.649-08:00This part had me rolling: would you rather please...This part had me rolling: would you rather please God and your husband by wearing the beautiful veil of modesty that brings you peace by hiding your beautiful body from gawking men of the streets that do not have the right to look and lust after your beauty?<br /><br />What the crap?!<br /><br />I think these Reasons Why are always my favorite posts of the week. The commentary is the best!Cheeseboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02358419997798632644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-56252116629060150132011-02-04T11:06:39.438-08:002011-02-04T11:06:39.438-08:00Aside from the fact that these guys all sound like...Aside from the fact that these guys all sound like LOSERS, the spelling errors would sooooooo put me off!Judiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02778815502961000469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-79824861840452238122011-02-04T10:57:56.352-08:002011-02-04T10:57:56.352-08:00Oh god...are there men like that around? Omg..Omg....Oh god...are there men like that around? Omg..Omg..now I definitely pity the women who dare date them..<br />Didn't someone tell him #65 Noah' ark decomposed 5000 yrs ago....half the species are dead....<br />#67 is at least giving you a hint...reminds me of my Ex hubby...have nothing else to do, let me eat your head... <br />#68 Advice...I have broken body parts, a dead boring life but am I begging for attention?...<br />And what's with native English speakers who can't use spell-check?Rek Seshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13484322426994645221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-24173594254735874302011-02-04T09:35:22.874-08:002011-02-04T09:35:22.874-08:00PS Ames, I meant slap them all...PS Ames, I meant slap them all...Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15997241410192066577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-90266702621035516212011-02-04T09:34:24.917-08:002011-02-04T09:34:24.917-08:00OT, I'm with you. We'll shake things up in...OT, I'm with you. We'll shake things up in that monastery. It'll be a fun time. xo<br /><br />Shannon, thanks. I've returned the follow. Great to make a new friend. I'm surprised you found good spellers on-line. ;0)<br /><br />John, that was such a nice hug from such a nice man. LYMI back to you. xo<br /><br />Pax, lol. Very good and sadly true. [-:<br /><br />Terra, thanks. I'm laughing with you. xo<br /><br />GB, yeah, that line about not sitting down - what a weirdo. =~><br /><br />Ames, I always like your take on these. I'd like to slap with all with a big TMI! xo<br /><br />Babysis, #65 definitely takes the cake. {o:<br /><br />BB, I guess we have slightly different tastes my friend. xo<br /><br />Gigi, happy Friday and love back to you. Thank you, friend. =0)Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15997241410192066577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-89214348143756100192011-02-04T09:27:10.177-08:002011-02-04T09:27:10.177-08:00Paradise may be too tame... Chico a whole 'not...Paradise may be too tame... Chico a whole 'nother story.IT (aka Ivan Toblog)https://www.blogger.com/profile/07484236901066944983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-13717004313513347092011-02-04T08:55:40.685-08:002011-02-04T08:55:40.685-08:00Happy, Friday, Robyn, hope, you, have, a, great, w...Happy, Friday, Robyn, hope, you, have, a, great, weekend, ah ha ha! <br />Your writing always keeps me comma back for more ;0<br />love ya <br />gi gigeorgia ~ gi gihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17619002061360879515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-50076019294724937762011-02-04T08:37:33.853-08:002011-02-04T08:37:33.853-08:00I enjoy pitchers of nature too. Tastes like honey...I enjoy pitchers of nature too. Tastes like honey and urine mixed together!Bossy Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12568355839499622409noreply@blogger.com