tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post3824944504367901675..comments2024-03-28T15:15:29.138-07:00Comments on Life by Chocolate: Robyn Alana Engel's Blog: On Why I Choose Celibacy, Reasons #168 - 175Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15997241410192066577noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-41642525549903522342012-03-28T00:53:51.851-07:002012-03-28T00:53:51.851-07:00I do'nt like to image anything. If they make b...I do'nt like to image anything. If they make brooms that sweep people of their feet, will you let me know? Thanks. :)Baby Sisterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01722443238803217681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-32972737629803062272012-03-19T12:25:44.266-07:002012-03-19T12:25:44.266-07:00HA! Those are so funny. Funny and pathetic. I gues...HA! Those are so funny. Funny and pathetic. I guess that makes my gender pretty pathetic...Pat Tilletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17699973774273291205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-68172528230446001482012-03-18T04:49:25.807-07:002012-03-18T04:49:25.807-07:00Ah Robyn, these are just too funny for words...
...Ah Robyn, these are just too funny for words...<br /><br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br /><br />see?<br /><br />;)<br /><br />I went to Collage too..<br /><br /><br />xo<br /><br />ps there's that grat movie Killer Klowns from Outer Space again! It must be destiny!<br /><br />xoAnthony J. Langfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02027216695415849158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-23817199585038049752012-03-18T04:39:12.065-07:002012-03-18T04:39:12.065-07:00Hilarious, wished I had seen these earlier when a ...Hilarious, wished I had seen these earlier when a couple of mag rejections had me in the dumps.<br /> God, what is the world coming to, the male species...we really need to explore earth like planets to save womankind from such torture. ;)Rek Seshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13484322426994645221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-10624580321009717542012-03-17T09:31:18.194-07:002012-03-17T09:31:18.194-07:00@ #168...lmao! I'll bet he's mellow :0)@ #168...lmao! I'll bet he's mellow :0)Marniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17665195341597783253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-78776639498316289942012-03-15T17:06:15.139-07:002012-03-15T17:06:15.139-07:00Oh....hell.
Well, I'll get to see Dad, anyway....Oh....hell.<br />Well, I'll get to see Dad, anyway.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-45251465150437645662012-03-15T16:23:55.073-07:002012-03-15T16:23:55.073-07:00Thanks, Alex. I was starting to miss it too.
Al,...Thanks, Alex. I was starting to miss it too. <br /><br />Al, take a cantelope with you. I heard it can get pretty heated there. <br /><br />Frisky, you're a much smarter woman than most. And yeah, those guys' egos leave no room for a paper clip, much less a woman, in their lives. <br /><br />Rosalind, thank you. It is much safer and a lot less bewildering in this cold, dark, dank cave. Ah, pure bliss! (Of course I didn't forget to keep plenty of chocolate in store for the winter.)<br /><br />MPax, I am always glad to help others appreciate their situations. The grass is always greener, except from the other side of men's dating ads. <br /><br />Melissa, you're much nicer than me. Rather than crediting them with one half of a brain, combined, I'd say it's more like one half a functioning brain cell - when they're at their sharpest.<br /><br />Betty, thank you. I'm always glad to make you laugh. Your posts always cheer and inspire so many of us. <br /><br />Margo, I'm a cantelope fan. I don't know if I'll be able to eat it again without laughing. <br /><br />xoRobynRawknrobyn.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15997241410192066577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-87803691320296480792012-03-15T09:09:56.024-07:002012-03-15T09:09:56.024-07:00Laughing my socks off and SOOO glad I didn't e...Laughing my socks off and SOOO glad I didn't ever have to go this route! The cantaloupe one really cracks me up.Margo Berendsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03476308235642890474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-56836020286096659732012-03-15T06:08:47.932-07:002012-03-15T06:08:47.932-07:00lol! collages can be fun!
i just know i can count...lol! collages can be fun!<br /><br />i just know i can count on you for a good laugh!<br /><br />thanks for this witty post sweet friend!<br /><br />big hugs!Betty Manousoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08549686306725800208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-77261923199038525842012-03-14T21:21:44.282-07:002012-03-14T21:21:44.282-07:00LMAO!! Oh man these guys are something else. I thi...LMAO!! Oh man these guys are something else. I think all together they have one half of a functioning brain.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-33407725850651770742012-03-14T15:08:08.181-07:002012-03-14T15:08:08.181-07:00Makes me glad I'm not dating, that's for s...Makes me glad I'm not dating, that's for sure. :)M Paxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14096697282530998519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-8385482313225159322012-03-14T14:57:29.495-07:002012-03-14T14:57:29.495-07:00I do worry about you cooped up in that dank cave b...I do worry about you cooped up in that dank cave but then I see the talent available to you and... yep, you're safer in the cave! What a lot of losers there are out there.Rosalind Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05363027308436257933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-77198016252684103092012-03-14T14:52:18.506-07:002012-03-14T14:52:18.506-07:00And this is why I'm still a single v-card hold...And this is why I'm still a single v-card holder. Seriously, those are the types that seem to cross my path. <br /><br />The "live me, everything about me" guy...yeah, there was one guy who used "me" and "I" so much, I knew there was no room for a woman in his life--he was too much about himself.The Frisky Virginhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03782384806427143829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-90402359616170130652012-03-13T19:36:18.393-07:002012-03-13T19:36:18.393-07:00I'm gonna have a whole lotta 'splainin'...I'm gonna have a whole lotta 'splainin' to do.<br />A few thousand years in Purgatory for me, for sure.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-89770343515480030452012-03-13T12:59:17.672-07:002012-03-13T12:59:17.672-07:00I've missed this series! Hilarious.I've missed this series! Hilarious.Alex J. Cavanaughhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09770065693345181702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-4892890994650154092012-03-13T12:44:24.229-07:002012-03-13T12:44:24.229-07:00Oh my God, Al. Stop, good Lord, stop I say! This J...Oh my God, Al. Stop, good Lord, stop I say! This Jewish gal can't stop laughing. He was Jewish, you know, born of a virgin. Wink. <br /><br />Susan, that's the scary part - yes, it's their best. I know because I've met a sample of them (i.e., men doing internet dating) in person. They're much worse face-to-face, if you can believe that.<br /><br />xoRobynRawknrobyn.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15997241410192066577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-36131912930705932362012-03-13T12:24:28.296-07:002012-03-13T12:24:28.296-07:00"You gasped as he turned water into wine, you..."You gasped as he turned water into wine, you applauded when he raised the dead, you scoffed as he made a couple of fish feed a football stadium....let's put your hands together for the Almighty, the Lamb of God and King of Kings Himself....Jeeeeeeeeesssssssuuussssss Christ!!!"<br />"Thank you, thank you, thank you very much, Simon Peter, you are a rock! But, I kid.<br />Hey, has anyone seen those Romans lately? Yep, no underwear under those togas! But, they sure can conquer!"<br /> Sure, I can totally see that.<br /> Swear to God.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-56827072796667137822012-03-13T12:23:22.398-07:002012-03-13T12:23:22.398-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-70942880104814402702012-03-13T11:09:28.194-07:002012-03-13T11:09:28.194-07:00Oh, too funny! In the old days, you actually had t...Oh, too funny! In the old days, you actually had to meet a guy face to face before discovering the kinda stuff revealed in these snippets. (Oh Lord, do you think they represent the BEST these guys have to offer?)Susan Flett Swiderskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09425315552148200073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-45977601700756612072012-03-13T11:09:01.151-07:002012-03-13T11:09:01.151-07:00Cal, no, I couldn't - not even if I fell aslee...Cal, no, I couldn't - not even if I fell asleep on a pot and cantelope farm while the winds swept of my feet after a hard day at Jr. Collage.<br /><br />Faraways, that's a good idea. Maybe they'll read this string of comments and consider it. On second thought, maybe their collage reading tutors will read it to them.<br /><br />Beth, thanks for getting it. Desperate times do sometimes call for new batteries. Wink. <br /><br />John, at least your milk wasn't mixed with Chuck's lasagna. That would've been harder to clean. LYMI with rechargeables. Thank you.<br /><br />Sarah, either it's you and all of us, or it's all of them. Take your pick. But you can't pick them. You're my friend; I won't let you.<br /><br />Thank you all. Your comments on these posts keep me laughing so much, I'm glad I'm not eating lasagna or drinking milk.<br /><br />xoRobynRawknrobyn.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15997241410192066577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-64286326386118256552012-03-13T10:57:18.880-07:002012-03-13T10:57:18.880-07:00Stephen, I understand your then wife-to-be's p...Stephen, I understand your then wife-to-be's perspective. A woman's taken aback when she meets a sincerely nice guy. It's a tad disappointing. Kinda like Hurricane Irene that was supposed to do massive damage but didn't.<br /><br />Joanne, his potential's growing casually by the second. Thanks back to you. <br /><br />Julie, thank you. You're always great for sweet support and viable suggestions. I don't know why I didn't think to look for a local cocoa grower. There must be some around here, at least for casual growing. Right? <br /><br />Annalisa, you're making me laugh too. I like it. True, #174 could use a new life or melon.<br /><br />Yeamie, my friend, it would be refreshing were there one decent ad for every bad. I'd estimate the ratio is more like 100:1, not that I've counted. =~)<br /><br />Kara, thanks so much!Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15997241410192066577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-68799980511197277062012-03-13T10:41:08.960-07:002012-03-13T10:41:08.960-07:00Is it me or they are hard to understand because th...Is it me or they are hard to understand because they don't realize they don't make much sense? Yeah, it must be me! :)Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05246393318938411419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-62039127004149549712012-03-13T10:08:53.174-07:002012-03-13T10:08:53.174-07:00MSOMN!!! Thanks Robyn, Milk Shot out of My Nose al...MSOMN!!! Thanks Robyn, Milk Shot out of My Nose all over my Keyboard!<br /><br />I; would;like;to ;;; meet you one; day!<br /><br />Batter; ies included!<br /><br />Love ya sweet gal!@!<br /><br />LYMI!!!!<br /><br />JFull-On-Forwardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12964018803560952364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-73805507679193001802012-03-13T07:58:52.323-07:002012-03-13T07:58:52.323-07:00After reading these, batteries for something other...After reading these, batteries for something other than a flashlight would seem quite appropriate… ;)Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14110235078325434919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4887335526723967972.post-88024660333470325852012-03-13T07:32:27.594-07:002012-03-13T07:32:27.594-07:00LMAO ~ Maybe these guys should date the Nigerian s...LMAO ~ Maybe these guys should date the Nigerian scammers.farawayeyeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17578277501054242356noreply@blogger.com