Regrettably, I'm not contributing. In part, I'm too insecure. I've also had other big projects to tackle. But I do want to shout "Happy 3rd Anniversary!" to the Insecure Writer's Support Group. Thank you, Alex, for facilitating three years of encouragement, support, angst, tears, hysteria, and random fun.
To celebrate, I tried to invite someone really important to my studio. Danny DeVito's rates were too high, though, so Queen Elizabeth II came over from across the pond!
"That's not my business, lady," I tell her. "Keep it clean around here. It ain't that kind of party."
*Actual quote by Queen Elizabeth II.
Wikipedia, US Weekly, and the Official Magazine Britain were abused in the making of this post.